Negatory

Ok. I like to use the phrase "stop being so negative" with muh mates, it's often a bit hypocritical but always tongue-in-cheek.

Today, I'd like to vent some negatives... (yes, I'm a biatch)

No hair
No brains
No style
No floppy hair
No emo
No skinny jeans
No hair straightener
No beards
No attitude
No communicable diseases
No ambition
No substance

...No chance